Worst Jokes Ever
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?
You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!