What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Kyle's penis is small.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
What’s the hardest part of a veggie to eat?
The wheelchair.
