Worst Jokes Ever

I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.

A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.

What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?

The no-bell prize.

How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?

Skelesore.

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?

I hear they got six months each.

If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?

Sir, I mustache you a question...

Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

"Puta, banana in your ear!"

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

This is funny.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

Udder destruction.

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?

A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.

What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?

He ordered some cock-bang-ho.

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?

steamed vegetables.