Worst Jokes Ever
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."
Yeoooo.
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Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!
Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"
Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
A man walks into a bar... Oww!
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."