Worst Jokes Ever
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
You're gay, except it...
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
My life, there, that was the joke.
T-Series.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
You want a joke? My entire existence.