Worst Jokes Ever
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year.
Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, I give you bad luck for 7 years.
Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
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FIERY LOS
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Boy, you gay?
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.