Worst Jokes Ever
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
You cat to be kitten me right meow!
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
My life, haha, so funny!
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
I suck big weiner.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.