Worst Jokes Ever

Stephen Hawking lost Wi-Fi connection.

I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?

Because he fell off his wheelchair.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.

My Butterfingers slipped.

How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?

Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.

This is not a joke.

What does it take to paint a wall red?

Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.

I like tacos more than you like tacos.

Who likes more tacos?

Mee! said the taco.

A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.

What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.

I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.