Worst Jokes Ever
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Willies.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Why did the guy get the hose?
Because the girl was smoking hot.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.