Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.
I had a fun funeral / birthday.
Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."
Father: "Sorry."
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Your mom gay.
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.