Worst Jokes Ever
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.
Jesus created the T-pose first.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Your own life, hah!
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.