Worst Jokes Ever
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).
So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
Hi, I’m gay.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
Levi and Andrew are fat.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
How do you know when your wife is cheating on you?
She comes home with sparkles on her face.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅