Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.

This is not a joke.

What does it take to paint a wall red?

Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.

I like tacos more than you like tacos.

Who likes more tacos?

Mee! said the taco.

A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.

What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.

I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.

If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?

I was really rooting to tell that one.

Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?

He doesn't like commitment.

Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?

A: With a blender.

Q: How do you get them out?

A: Chips.

On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.

Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.

Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."

I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.

In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.

Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."