Worst Jokes Ever
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
How many genders are there? One: Men! Women are property!
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Ali A's face.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I'm Tall.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.