Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Robyn Smith
Lewis Clow
How did a blonde commit suicide?
She jumped from the basement window.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
I get more care packages than Africa.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.