Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see his friend.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

Question: Do you know who Candis is?

Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?

What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.

1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"

The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.

So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.

I had a fun funeral / birthday.

Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."

Father: "Sorry."

A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."

The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"

What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!

What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.

Your mom gay.

Seat belts are like the condom for cars.

There are two siblings, a little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night and take her home. So they get to the bigger brother's house and walk into his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk beds. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "Whenever you feel good, say 'lettuce,' and whenever you want to switch positions say 'tomato'." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato," and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, "Can you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over me."

Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.