Worst Jokes Ever
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
A man takes a boy into the woods.
Boy says:
"Mister, I’m scared, and it’s dark and cold."
The Man: "How do you think I feel? I’m walking out here alone!"
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
How do you make a plumber sad?
Kill his family.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping.
Mom: No, honey, I killed him.
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.