Worst Jokes Ever
Mum is the best!
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones.
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
My syndrome is down, but my hopes are up.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.