How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Worst Jokes Ever
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
What's your religion?
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Bleach!
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
