Worst Jokes Ever
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Your AMAMA.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.
The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!