Worst Jokes Ever
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
Rice Middle School
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
I air.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.