Worst Jokes Ever
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs!
Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Your AMAMA.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.