Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.

Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.

The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."

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    • I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!

    This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”

    The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”

    A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.

    She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

    I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

    I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.

    He didn't show up for the rest of the year.

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    • Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."

    Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw them.