Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.

Your mum lol teehee!

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

Most of the jokes are trash.

Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.

I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.

A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.

Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."

I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.

Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.

But the vet charged me six quid.

None of these are even funny. Just stupid.

Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"

Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.

When my girlfriend broke up with me, I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back.

There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.

One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:

Police: "What’s you name?"

Shut Up: "Shut Up."

Police: "Where's your manners?!"

Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."