Worst Jokes Ever
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
These are meannnnn.
Toby Fox.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because he looked like me.
Sans: Sure.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
And the Lord said onto John, "Come forth to receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.