Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
My syndrome is down, but my hopes are up.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.
The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"
"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.