Worst Jokes Ever

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.

What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.

You guys are idiots!

Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!

One time I ate a chair.

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.

You: What you doing?

I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!

Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.

"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.

One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱

So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out.

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.

How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?

A: You koalagize to it.

Superman has been called to a huge house fire.

Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"

Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"

Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."