Worst Jokes Ever
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
Y'all is ugly!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
I ass big ass you :-)
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.