Worst Jokes Ever
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
I went to the store, and yeah...
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Your dad is your mom.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
Logan Paul Vlogs
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.