Worst Jokes Ever

Do you like fish sticks?

If you do, you're a gay fish.

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?

Little Seizures.

Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?

Because he thought that she would leave him too.

I like my women how I like my fridge.

In the kitchen.

AP Chemistry.

I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.

A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?

When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.

It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.

I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.

Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.

What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?

"Now sashimi, now you don't!"

Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To show he wasn't a chicken.

Hi, I'm Hi.

What time does the man go to the bank?

8 AM.

What number is better; 46 or 47?

I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.

You're overreacting.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

Some people decide to start a blog.

Others decide to start a blog.

You know what my sink started?

A clog.