Worst Jokes Ever
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
HKY FM? Hmm.
You are quite [something].
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
I don't know what to say.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"
Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"
Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"
My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.