Worst Jokes Ever

My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.

So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."

My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"

I said, "Literally."

This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.

1. Pencils

2. Binders

3. Paper

4. Pencil sharpener.

What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:

"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

Because he’s dead.

You idiot.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands!

Pussy, no pussy.

Why do cheetahs always win?

Because they cheat!

What did the fish say when he got to the dam?

"Dam water."

"Dam!"

Where do sheep go to shop?

Woolmart.

Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.

How does water say hi?

It waves.

Kaden wants to have sex with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.

The joke is u.

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.

Your mum lol teehee!

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

Most of the jokes are trash.