Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system.
He agrees and the doctors turn the dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby and the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"
The joke about is stupid.