Worst Jokes Ever

My best friend ran away with my wife. I really miss him.

It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.

The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!

Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?

I’d really like to meter.

Ur mum gay.

How did Stephen Hawking actually die?

He lost Wi-Fi connection.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.

Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.

What is a threesome with 3 guys?

Gay sex and a witness.

The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, I'm not.

Why are there gates on a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get inside. Lol

The sun is already bright, stupid!

Why can't you tell anyone about space?

Because it's too out of this world!

HKY FM? Hmm.

You are quite [something].

If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?

I don't know what to say.

Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!