Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Khalil Abubakar
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.