Worst Jokes Ever
Callum Coulter
"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
I have no legs.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
Number.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Ahhhhhhh!
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.