Worst Jokes Ever
Ur dad is mad.
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
Sam Gonzales
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.
One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"
The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shhhhhhhhhh.
Shhhhhhhhhh who?
Shhhhhhhhhhampoo!
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Hi, how are you today?
What?
What picture is that?
How long is it?
Red hot 🥵