Worst Jokes Ever
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Being sad is my only happiness.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
A treatment joke.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.