Worst Jokes Ever

What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 😂

Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?

Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?

Think about it, lol. Haha.

Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.

You also can't breathe if you die.

So why isn't it debreathiation?

So, no head?

Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.

What did the no head man say?

"Haha!"

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

My dad coming back.

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?

"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."

What goes in dry and comes out wet?

A dick.

What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?

One baby in five dumpsters.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.