Worst Jokes Ever

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.

Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

What does the Fox say?

Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.

What's a gay guy should be scared of?

A straight gay!

What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?

A gay guy that’s straight!

Habit.

Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."

You big gay.

What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?

What is yellow?

Why did you say not to?

What do you call a dog with no tail?

A tail-less dog.

What is your address?

What did the sunglasses say to the banana?

Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.

What is the address?

Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.

What songs do people with no arms listen to?

None, 'cause they can’t press play.

How long are you? I

What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?