Worst Jokes Ever

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"

The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."

Why are you gay? Because I said so!

#babagang

My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?

Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?

My dick hard.

Iron Man dies.

Manchester City is gay.

What do you call someone without a body?

Nobody.

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?

If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?

I like fire trucks and monster trucks.

Yee.

I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"

Anal, haha.

What is long, yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.

Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD

Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.

Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!