Soy un chacho.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
What did the dog say to the other dog?
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
What did the mom say to the baby?
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents' room, catching them having sex, so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! We’re just uh, making cake,” and they send him away.
So he continues walking around and he hears some strange noises coming from his brother’s room, so he walks in and catches his brother and his brother’s girlfriend having sex and then asks him “What are you guys doing?” and his brother yells “Get out! We're making cake!”
So Johnny leaves and goes to his room. The next day the whole family is at the dinner table and Little Johnny turns to his sister and says “So, you and your boyfriend were making cake last night huh!” and she replies “OMG! How'd you know!?!?” and Johnny replies “Because, I licked the icing off the couch” ayyyyyy.
I was working at the bank today when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
Dfhbbfd.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Why orphans so good at tennis Answer : because they never knew wat love was
Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit
