Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Aaron.
"Knife to meet you all!"
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.