Worst Jokes Ever
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
What's the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.
So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" đ
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
Taig
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, âWhatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.â One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.
The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, âWeeeeeeee!â
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
Youâll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isnât broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Female Rights?