Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
A Black man walked into a bar.
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.