My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears đ
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
PP in the poo poo.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
What is you you?
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean youâve consumed time?
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
Anal sex is for A......s
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A police officer said, "Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back, but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said, "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
Why canât you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Jokes...
