Worst Jokes Ever
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Paki curry is shit.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck it off...
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Funny.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
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What medicine do you take when your butt hurts?
Answer: Assprin.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!