Worst Jokes Ever
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
I'm hungry.
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Me nan.