Worst Jokes Ever
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Taylor.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
Are you choked?
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
I said to my pregnant wife, "Push, darling, come on, push harder, dear!" No, she wasn't giving birth; the bloody car would not start.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
The South.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Allahu Akbar.