Worst Jokes Ever
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
I like penguins.
I like this joke.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Cancer?
Cancer
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
I hate my life.
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.