I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
16 is a knight? Mail.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
What did Caesar call a person?
She-Caesar.
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
2+2=7
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
