Worst Jokes Ever
Hi, how are you today?
What?
What picture is that?
How long is it?
Red hot 🥵
This is a bad day for me.
Hi? Bye.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
None of these jokes really took off.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Chuck Norris hasn’t decided yet when Jimmy Hoffa can come out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!