Worst Jokes Ever
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What did the beaver say to his son?
Dam, son.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!