Worst Jokes Ever

Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.

Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.

What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.

Baby, here's my anus.

Baby, too, where's my anus?

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.

My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.

Me: I can only see fat.

Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.

Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "I gagged."

I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.

U geiy haha lol.

What does a homeless man call his mother?

Useless.

What do you call a train that carries glue?

A glue-glue train!

Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"

Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.