Worst Jokes Ever
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
You're gay!
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Taylor.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”