Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
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I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
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What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
#babagang
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
My dick hard.
Iron Man dies.
Manchester City is gay.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Yee.
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
