Worst Jokes Ever
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Why Jake?
FRRR N
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
"Baaad boy."