Worst Jokes Ever
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
I am the joke.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
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Your love life.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...
Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?
Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
A dark joke is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
I AM SO SORRY!
Dad: How was your trip to the park?
Daughter: It was good until the man came along.
Dad: *gasps* Whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened?
Daughter: He made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off...
Dad: Oh God, what next?
Daughter: Nothing, that was it.
Dad: Oh, come on! That wasn't exciting, make something up!
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What's black and white?
History.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.