Anal, haha.
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Being sad is my only happiness.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
