Worst Jokes Ever
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
I wish I was blind.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
"Peppa's ribs."
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.