Worst Jokes Ever
JAW don't know sh*t!
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Boy
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
omg hot.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Guys to wind the clock up?
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.