I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walke- oh wait nevermind
Why is 9 afraid of 7, because 7 8 9
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
When you're bored punch an orphan what are they gonna do tell there parents
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
Were u born on a highway cause that’s were accident mostly happen
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
