Worst Jokes Ever

Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.

Not so great way to find out you are adopted.

Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?

Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂

"Have fun at school night" is what?

What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.

So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.

Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.

PENIS PENIS

Why don’t mountains 🏔 take anything serious?

Because they think they’re hill areas! 😂

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

In my free time, I like to help blind people.

Verb, not adjective.

My boss had the heart of a child.

In a jar. On his desk.

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to a chicken.

What time eeeeeee?

I love having fun.

What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!

I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.

What did the 5 say to the S?

"Nice shape."

Be nice.

What do you call a magic car?

A flying carpet.

What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?

A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.

I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.

I love ❤️ dogs.