Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?

I love my name.

Stephanie is my name.

What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.

What is the difference between a comma and a period?

A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.

I love sleep 🛏!

What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

My car 🚘

Stephanie has a great thumb!

I love jokes about buses.

What is a bus 🚌?

What is the difference between a human and a tree?

A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.

Germany is...

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

I hate crying.

What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?

I love my dog, Sadie.

Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?

Because he’s always on the webcast.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't have a home to run to.